The best Pick-up lines
(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
Can I flirt with you?
Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs....then ask would she mind if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas.....would you mind if I visited between the holidays?
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
I have only three months to live...
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
More next week
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